Has someone insulted you? Give me information and I'll give you a 40-50 word retort that should cut them to the quick.

I will write a single haiku to your specifications.

I have 15 years of professional project management and technical writing experience in a wide variety of industries including pharma, finance, IT, telecommunications and start ups. For a bit coin, I will determine via a limited series of email exchanges what you need and want documentation wise; and more importantly what skill level and at rate you should expect to get it.