I will go onto Omegle.com and text-chat with people. When I get a good troll, I will send you the image. (1 buy = 5 trolls)

I will message all my friends, and write on my wall how awesome your website or business is. You can tell me what to post or say. I have 136 active FaceBook friends. For 3 payments, I will write it on all of their walls so that they have to see it in a notification.