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Every wanted to be serenaded with words of bliss? Of perhaps you wanted to be the subject of pretty prose. This poetry here is for YOU. Whatever the purpose, whatever the occasion, whatever you want, however you want it. I will create personalized poetry for anyone and everyone. Whether it be to hang up in a frame upon your walls or for a last minute English project for school... I am at your service with personalized poetry.