Need to launch your online business? I'll click every button on your site once, and it'll sit in my various feeds (G+, Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook) for everyone to see that I think your site is awesome. I reserve the right to refuse any offer I get. For 0.15BTC, I will also harass my friends to follow you as well! You'll LOOK GOOD!

I'm an atheist, and I'm not getting into any respective afterlife. My perfectly good soul is being wasted away in my mortal coil. So why not acquire for your own hellish demonic rituals, or just to say you own some random college students soul, because he sold it on the internet! Seriously, this is an awesome deal.

I've often been told by friends that I give halfway decent advice*, and I just really love talking to strangers. If you're the sort of person with a troubling predicament you can't or don't want to talk to your friends about, you can talk to me! Maybe you don't have any friends! Then just pay me, and I'll pretend to be your friend!** *Advice not guaranteed to be good, but it IS guaranteed to be amusing **Unless you're really REALLY annoying.

I managed to get a Google+ invite from a friend, and while most users most likely already have one, I was hoping to pass off some of my extras for a little bit of coin (no pun intended)