I'm a musician and lyricist. I lack the capability to record you a song, but I will write you one for .10 BTC. All you have to do is tell me what you want it to be about and any details you want included and I will send you the completed lyrics, and chord structure.

I have the capability to download anything that exists on the internet and send it to you. Much larger files will take longer and may need to be sent by mail via physical media. I will also not judge you for the content of what I download for you.

I'm an English major and have dabbled in poetry all of my life. I will write you a poem on any subject you want.

I can take a picture that you have and edit in almost anyway. I will not do anything pornograhic, I will not modify any body, and I will not photoshop a new face on any body or vice versa. You will receive one fully completed photoshopped image devoid of any watermark or signature of mine. You will retain all of the rights to this image and it will be yours to keep forever.