Alms for the poor....Alms for the poor...

Using ancient wisdom, I will consult the universe and read the planets alignment to tell you what the future might have in store for you. Traditional horoscopes, Chinese horoscopes, life path number using numerology, or whatever to make you believe your future is predetermined.

If you are feeling down and need some cheering up or if all you hear is negative things about you, I will be happy to say something good to you. 0.10BTC per compliment.

Need to be in a fake relationship? Want to make your true love jealous by having a dude call you, text you, leave cutesy comments on your Facebook page? Or maybe you are just lonely and want to be in a pretend relationship. Then I'm your guy!

Need more "Likes" on your Facebook page? Your group not big enough? Want to expand your business? Maybe you just want to look popular on Facebook. Then look no further. I will gladly "Like" your Facebook page, join your group, advertise pretty much anything, or just simply be your friend on Facebook. If it involves Facebook, I will probably do it. I might even troll a page if needed.