If you want to post a vid on YouTube, but don't want to have all the hassle of converting the media I can do it for you.

Say you have a bunch of text that you want processed. It might be a list of ingredients for a cake, or a list of girls/boys you want to ask out. If you want to transform that text into something else you need a processor. I will write a text processor for you (in Perl)

DVD collection weighing you down? Want to rip that disc and store it on your computer (HTPC) with small file size but maintain the quality? I will rip/transcode your DVD for you.