I think the title says it all. I could even send you tissue paper covered in faecal matter/mucus.... just not on the same piece of tissue. Choose pubic/ scalp. Drawing the line at tissue soaked in urine. I don't mind sending all each in the same envelope, same price too. DON'T WORRY. Just tell me which ones you want. It would make a good joke for a friend/enemy/lover. Act now supplies are limited!!! I am not diseased or currently ill!

You tell me what you hate about yourself and what makes you a failure, and I will hand write and mail you a letter detailing how 'I' think you are that failure. Maybe it will motivate you, you worthless piece of garbage